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How to Pick the Perfect Squirting Dildo

Squirting, cumming, ejaculating. Did you know that dildos can squirt? Betty does. In fact, we have the largest selection of squirting dildos online so let’s get right into what they are, what they can do, and how to find the right one for you.

WHAT IS A SQUIRTING DILDO?

Simply put, it is a dildo that can mimic the ejaculation of a penis. How they do this can vary from product to product but essentially, you’re looking at a dildo which can be filled with some kind of liquid and then be made to ejaculate it. Sounds fun, right? Now let’s look at which style is perfect for your needs.

I WANT TO USE IT IN A HARNESS

This is an important thing to know because relatively few squirting dildos are HARNESS COMPATIBLE. The very best dildo to use in a harness is one of the Strap-On-Me Silicone Squirting Cum Dildo. In fact, they’re made with this very activity in mind. They use a hose and syringe system and the base of the dildo even has a slit which means the hose can be tucked away, and won’t get squished between the harness and your partner’s body. Pretty clever! They are also silicone which is ideal for anal play because it can be boiled and disinfected after.

 

Another great harness option is the Betty's Blaster Vibrating Squirting Silicone Dildo. These are fantastic vibrating squirting dildos made of silicone so you can keep them clean, disinfect them when you're done and they are powered through a rechargeable battery so you don't have to fuss with syringes or squeezing things to make them squirt. Just press a button and voila! You can see them in action in our great video reviews too! The suction cup acts as a harness anchor so you can enjoy hands-free fun and the squirting function button is easy to reach even when you're in a harness.    

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

I CAN’T EJACULATE. WHAT CAN I USE?

One option is the Realistic Ejaculating Cock Sheath. There is a strap which goes under your testicles to hold it on your penis and you can fill the tip with a fluid that releases through the bulb and hose method. The downside is that your own penis is completely encased in this sheath so you’re not getting much stimulation, but it will allow you to penetrate your partner and simulate ejaculation.

Another great option are the Fetish Fantasy Hollow Squirting Strap-on sets. They come in two sizes and three colors, with a simple elastic harness. The dildo itself is attached permanently to the harness and you fill it through placing the tip in your liquid of choice and sucking it up like a turkey baster. When you want to ejaculate, you have to squeeze the midpoint on the shaft. 

I WANT TO USE THE DILDO FOR ORAL SEX

Squirting dildos are great for simulating oral sex. We recommend using the Betty's Blaster for this purpose since the silicone material will have no scent that can be off-putting in some of the other dildo materials.  


PLEASE NOTE: The realistic looking lubes we sell to use in squirting dildos like Spunk Lube are safe in ingest in SMALL QUANTITIES. We like to say that they won’t hurt you but what goes in must come out and that can cause unpleasant after effects in your digestive tract. 

I WANT TO USE A SQUIRTING DILDO FOR INSEMINATION

If you’re looking at baby making, I am going to insist on the Strap On Me Squirting Cum Dildo line.Not only are they tailor made for harness use, the silicone material means you can disinfect and keep it super clean and hygienic for multiple uses 

 

 

 

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